@iLikeCatShirts: Robocop seems pretty cocky for a guy that can't swim.
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@AndyAsAdjective: What they don't tell you about bathing in the blood of your enemies is your body hair is a light magenta for like the next 3 or 4 days. Ugh.
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@AbbyHasIssues: Me: I hate math. Also me: If I cut my shower down to three minutes and breakfast down to ten, I can hit the nine-minute snooze two more times and only be five minutes late.
@PaulFrei: I would never have a swear jar as 1. It would suggest that I regret swearing and 2. Imply that I have spare change.