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@thenatewolf: *Robot watches me vape*
Robot: mm yeah but swallow it
@Sassafrantz: My Google search in case someone ever steals my phone
@robfee: I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski.
@1CleverGirl1: Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong?
Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party.
@LaTreiHinton: Tom & Jerry had the realest beef of all time..... nvr said a word.... it was jus on sight ..
@SomthinBoutSara: If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver.