@duplicitron: *robs craft store with hot glue gun*
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@TheMichaelRock: Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?
@rolldiggity: A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing
@sip_at_home_mom: Pediatrician: I'd like to discuss your son's limited interest in, or ability to, interact with others. Me: Absolutely. Email me?