@MichaelTrying: Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river.
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@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
@seamussaid: I wake my daughter up by tossing pebbles at her window so the first time a suitor tries she'll have the same response we do to alarm clocks
@WhrTheBrainRots: If I consider you a friend, I'll be there for you. With an ear, a shoulder, a drill, a shovel, an alibi - whatever you need to feel better.
@luiki89: It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :(