@Brianhopecomedy: Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket.
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@petemandik: My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale.
@Cryonius: 3 things that makes me stress: • hot days • annoying people • stand close to annoying people in hot days
@doktorj: *brings whipped cream to bed* Husband: Ohh, are we trying something new? Me: Will you hold this pumpkin pie while I get comfortable?