@Brianhopecomedy: Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket.
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@tigersgoroooar: pretty cool how no matter what's going on in the world, a teenager in a Metallica shirt will always look the same no matter what year it is.
@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....
@Jayson_Two_time: Ummm yeah I want one of those phone case's where I can put my credit cards in with my phone so when I lose my phone I'm also broke. Genius!