@DanMentos: "Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef
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@bossy_boots99: I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom
@lecalabara: "To hell with it, thats good enough." - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever.
@Aspersioncast: My daily horoscope says I just lost all of my decent followers by posting my daily horoscope on Twitter.
@TheBoydP: Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week. Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??