@DanMentos: "Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef
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@P_o_n_k: CELLMATE: What are you in for? ME: Bad shit, man. [Flashback to me duct taping harmonicas to hand dryers in the McDonald's bathroom]
@RidiculousSheri: I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party.
@MatCro: [battle] ME: It's no good. We gotta quit SARGE: Quit? I don't know the meaning of the word M: It means give up S: Oh cool. Lets do that