@DanMentos: "Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef
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@beefman138: If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : "He said, stupidly."
@BuckyIsotope: I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything
@SortaBad: "If you approach a bear in the woods, lie down and play dead" - brilliant rumor started by lazy bears
@Tmoney68: The International Space Station was assembled IN SPACE. I can't follow one page of illustrated instructions to assemble an IKEA dresser.