@DanMentos: "Rolls Royce" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef
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@envydatropic: A coworker just asked if I had any "mouth water" and I am thoroughly confused by this
@3sunzzz: Tip from my mom: Always wear your bathrobe when at home. Then if somebody stops by unexpectedly you're "just about to hop in the shower".
@david8hughes: Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father Luke: really? Darth Vader: yeah. Why? Luke: you have the voice of a heavyset black guy is all