@Rollmaninoz: *Rolls window down*
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: is it because I’m literally running down the street pretending to be a car?
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@punmagnate: If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby
@Bunnydurden: I wish mirrors and cameras would get together and figure out what I really look like.
@TheRealRHB: Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you...
@EndhooS: "BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS" *Maniacal stare* "Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette" "AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"
@toastymoe: Put me in your bio so I know it's real... Just kidding, I'd rather be in your will.
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