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@FrenulumBreve: [romantic dinner]
her: "I was hoping it might just be the two of us."
ventriloquist dummy: "he said I help with his confidence."

[romantic dinner]
her: “I was hoping it might just be the two of us.”
ventriloquist dummy: “he said I help with his confidence.”

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