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@flashember: [Romeo and Juliet as turtles]

ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath

JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back

R: we're turtles, Juliet

[Romeo and Juliet as turtles]

ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath

JULIET: I’m just stuck on my back

R: we’re turtles, Juliet

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