@Swishergirl24: Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead
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@OneFunnyMummy: Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself.
@jordan_stratton: SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster's in there. ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?
@Brentweets: Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight when you try to pick them up and get them in your car.