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@kendragaylord: Me: Compassion is my compass. Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold.
@trapgrampa: I remember when you could get a dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, and a gallon of milk for a nickel. now they got these damn security cameras.
@HeyoShellz: Target employee: Describe your lost item Me: It's a $400 rose gold Tory Burch wallet with 87 cents and 12 maxed out credit cards inside