@omgthatspunny: If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?
@CelebrityChez: Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him.
@DaddyJew: Judge: how do you plead?
Guy: well usually to my wife
Judge: haha I feel ya brother, bailiff please fist-bump the defendant
@ShesAllNat: Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?
@AkaCorbinDallas: Tweets got stolen.
* Everybody looks at the new black dude following *