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@KeetPotato: [rookie undercover]
*walks up to dealer*
"yo you a cop"
um no
"hmm ok what you want"
EIGHT COCAINES PLEASE
*gives thumbs up to chief in car*

[rookie undercover]
*walks up to dealer*
“yo you a cop”
um no
“hmm ok what you want”
EIGHT COCAINES PLEASE
*gives thumbs up to chief in car*

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