@Ivsy01: Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES.
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@Mom_Overboard: Don't go hunting down relationships or looking for love. Let it find you. Naturally. You know, like a jogger finding a body on the trails.
@Quartzjixler: Shipwreck survivors on an island S1: We told you to spell 'SOS' with those coconuts! S2: I know but I want our rescuers to know I'm a vegan.
@JohnHilsen: Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a "corn maze" and not a "maize maze."