@Ivsy01: Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES.
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@poizngrl: The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room
@BestScienceJoke: 2night's funniest bit: a fellow comic enters the room &, given a choice between talking w/ me & w/ a homeless man, chooses the homeless man.
@whosnutstoo: Your heart beats faster, your knees go weak, you start to sweat. Is this love? No you're probably hypoglycemic