@curiousteej: Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish
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@SemraDurmisevic: my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u
@FuckabillyRex: -Why are you dressed like that? -I'm a wizard. -That's a bath robe. -Wizard's robe. -You're not magic, Ben. -Watch me make my job disappear.