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@murrman5: [roommate hears me come in]
"how was the date?"
[face sucked back and teeth showing like im skydiving] apparently, I'm allergic to shellfish

[roommate hears me come in]
“how was the date?”
[face sucked back and teeth showing like im skydiving] apparently, I’m allergic to shellfish

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