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@Heartblakekid15: Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it's half empty?

Me: cause you're a pessimist!

Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it’s half empty?

Me: cause you’re a pessimist!

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