@Manda_like_wine: Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat.
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@Sarcasticsapien: Father's Day is a great time to give your father a tie so he can look extra nice at the job he settled for because you were born.
@Cheeseboy22: It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
@TheNardvark: The movie Scarface taught us that abusing cocaine can lead to making bad decisions--for example: the script, the soundtrack, and the acting.