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@Manda_like_wine: Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat.
@SkinnerSteven: Flowers bee like
@RuthAnnJoy: "You know what this sexist comment needs? Acoustic guitar."
@OhNoSheTwitnt: A COWORKER BROUGHT HER INFANT INTO THE OFFICE LET'S ALL CROWD AROUND AND TERRIFY IT. -women
@MikeDrucker: Stop saying "11/11/11" only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens once in a lifetime. That's how time works.
@kunalrao: It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk.