@MorganJ7: Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Daisies are brown,
I'm a terrible gardener.
@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.
@Darlainky: Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match.
@nayele18: You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose.
@RobDenBleyker: I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone.
@RidiculousSheri: Thou shalt not winky face smiley another man's twitter crush.