@MorganJ7: Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Daisies are brown,
I'm a terrible gardener.
@abbycohenwl: Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way
@iGreenMonk: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless that beholder is your mom cause we all know that doesn't count.
@PanicRestroom: I wonder if the username "That Cab" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow "That Cab"
Judge: You're on trial for excessive use of astronomy puns. How do you plead?
Defendant: *leans in until lips are on mic* No comet.
@camel_racer: *Goes to the store*
*Buys donughts, doughnut holes, and glue*