@MorganJ7: Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Daisies are brown,
I'm a terrible gardener.
@TEXASVETERAN: Na Fa Fo Na Na Fo Fo -Sassy black girl giving me her digits.
@bakedbrotatoes: -This is my son Michelangelo.
-Oh, like the artist.
-Um no like the Ninja Turtle.
@TheMossman82: Thanks for suggestions Coca Cola, but I only share my coke with Jack
@doktorj: "I don't think being an only child affected me at all."
I say, as I straighten my tiara, whilst eating the last cookie.
@NewDadNotes: [parking garage]
FBI: got the file?
Me: [attempts to whistle but spits on Agent]
FBI: for the last time that’s not Whistleblowing