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@tastefactory: Roses are infrared
Violets are infrared
I'm hunting you for sport
And soon you'll be dead

-a valentine from the Predator

Roses are infrared
Violets are infrared
I’m hunting you for sport
And soon you’ll be dead

-a valentine from the Predator

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