@BEEAAARR: Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone.
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@Just__J0: 17: Want to see a movie? Me: Sure. 17: Afternoon show only, so no one sees us together. Me: Ok. *Posts pic on IG. Tags all her friends.
@andiedandie0: Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change .
@ashleyaustrew: 4: "Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."
@TeflonPawn: By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.