@BEEAAARR: Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone.
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@goldengateblond: The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
@vineyille: [screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT "FIGHTING" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT
@RobinMcCauley: Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.