@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.
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@ilovepie84: After killing a spider I wrap the web around his neck and hang him from the wall to make it look like a suicide.
@imdaintyaf: I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies.
@BuckyIsotope: Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?