@stevevsninjas: 12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!

@Discourt: Things I’ve learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo’s. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks.

@Brampersandon_: [zoo] Hey dad, where are mountain lions from? *dad panics* -Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much...

@RorynotRoy: Your neck tattoo says "Only God can judge me," yet here I am.

@arcaduh: You don't have a Twitter account. Twitter has a You account.