@SimplyNamedTron: Roses are red, my real name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave.
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@GarreTheFerret: Accidentally swallowed some food coloring. I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside
@shanethevein: The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
@TravLeBlanc: One time a friend said that he "ain't never had no nothing". It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative.
@Douchekevin: Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash. Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home. I'm bleeding. Call 911