@SimplyNamedTron: Roses are red, my real name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave.
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@naazihah: Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated men and women of this great nation who sacrifice their evenings to deliver pizzas.
@bombsydoll: Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though.
@TheTweetOfGod: Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems