@M3lissaMcDonald: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
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@KatieBurnett: To the guy who turned the entire first floor of his house into a giant ball pit - I will find you, and I will marry you
@HavocMantis: FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking. PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark.
@bingowings14: Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening.