@goulcher: Roses are red, you always mattered,
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@seamussaid: my daughter has been thrusting her stuffed animals in my face for me to kiss, but I'm being very selective so she learns to have standards
@illiter8too: Murder is justifiable if it's against a person who calls you and hands their phone off to another person with whom you didn't wish to speak.
@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.