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@imskytrash: roses are red
i'm crossing a bridge
@Mindless4Miles: "This is literally the worst beer I've ever tasted."
*finishes six pack*
@WilliamAder: Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?
@OtherDanOBrien: [a 2nd grade classroom 5 yrs from now]
TEACHER: Khaleesi M, please leave Khaleesi S alone. Khaleesi T, I still need your permission slip
@ozzyunc: You could've told me that wasn't your real name before I got the tattoo.
@Vodkantots: The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday.