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@ElleOhHell: Roses are red
violets are blue
celery is green
bees are black and yellow
please help me I can't stop
pumpkins are orange
satan is vermillion

Roses are red
violets are blue
celery is green
bees are black and yellow
please help me I can’t stop
pumpkins are orange
satan is vermillion

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