@causticbob: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this poem is overused,
just like your mum.
@RockKraller: I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say "here, you get to wear the headset"
@TheCatWhisprer: The scene in Rocky where he breaks open raw eggs and drinks them but me breaking open Cadbury eggs into a glass of chocolate milk.
@TheRealRHB: Cute neighbor mows her lawn almost naked, so I sneak over there at night and sprinkle Miracle-Gro all over her yard.. costly but so worth it
@TheCatWhisprer: I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night.
@CoolHegel: "This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut