@causticbob: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this poem is overused,
just like your mum.
@MartaEffing: Ask her why she looks so tired. That'll wake her up.
@kiel_phillips: DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine
QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis?
D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch
@qwertying: Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first.
I hate walking into spiderwebs...
@Tmoney68: The International Space Station was assembled IN SPACE.
I can't follow one page of illustrated instructions to assemble an IKEA dresser.
@Brianhopecomedy: "Doctor, is the baby healthy?"
"Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."
*Ray-J pulls off surgical mask