@Vice_Queen: Roughly 60% of my childhood was spent trying to do the crane kick after watching Karate Kid.
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@moose_chocolate: For Easter, I will hide pieces of IKEA furniture all over the house and then have my kid assemble it. If she succeeds, she gets chocolate.
@jeffporper: Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch.
@TheCatWhisprer: Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
@kevnasto: I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min i come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold.