@Vice_Queen: Roughly 60% of my childhood was spent trying to do the crane kick after watching Karate Kid.
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@Macar00ny: The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it.
@Manda_like_wine: Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting.
@AnOrangeSNES: I hired a nanny to watch my kids. Little did she know they were just two sacks of potatoes. When I got home I accused her of witchcraft.
@mexinonblonde: Don't ever leave a bag of mini Heath bars at your desk to prove you can't be tempted.... Because Satan's game is strong