@KarenKilgariff: RSVP: ⚪️yes ⚪️no ⚫️yes now but then no later on
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@LackOfShame: Nothing's sadder than the look on my dog's face when I reach under the kitchen table to pet her and she realizes my hand is empty.
@geowizzacist: *finds a sock behind the washing machine* *plays loud dramatic romantic music as I reunite two socks*
@Henry_3k: When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is "I think of you all the time dear" & not "Sex with who?".