@KarenKilgariff: RSVP: ⚪️yes ⚪️no ⚫️yes now but then no later on
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@sunexplode: Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names.
@DontTouchMyWine: I’m the kind of girl who won’t stop until you’re screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword’s the first 16 digits of your credit card.
@VeryRudeTweets: I just got kicked out of my local Laser Tag and the police were called. Apparently stabbing somebody to save ammo is not allowed.