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@CollegeHumor: Apparently the Burger King account is suspended while they think of a stronger password than "horsemeat".
@RobSprance: If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken.
@huntigula: I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll
@BasicLyes: Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving.