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@DillDoes: *rubs lamp*

Genie: "you get three wishes"

Me: "I wish I wasn't so alone"

Genie: "k wow I'm like right here"

*rubs lamp*

Genie: “you get three wishes”

Me: “I wish I wasn’t so alone”

Genie: “k wow I’m like right here”

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