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@Reverend_Scott: *rubs magic lamp, genie appears*
I wish for World peace.
Genie: Can't do it.
Million dollars?
Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume.

*rubs magic lamp, genie appears*
I wish for World peace.
Genie: Can’t do it.
Million dollars?
Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume.

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