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@Reverend_Scott: *rubs magic lamp, genie appears*

"You get 2 wishes."

I wish I got 3 wishes.

"Your wish is granted."

Nice, nice.

"You have 2 left."

*rubs magic lamp, genie appears*

“You get 2 wishes.”

I wish I got 3 wishes.

“Your wish is granted.”

Nice, nice.

“You have 2 left.”

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