@BuckyIsotope: “Ruh roh” says Scooby as the cops pull the van over. Shaggy looks at the kilos of heroin in the back, sighs, and pulls out a machine gun.
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@treywafer: Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy.
@blondecalamity: My ex used to sing "Brown Eyed Girl" to me.... I have blue eyes. This should have been a sign.
@MandaPie1981: Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you happy to see me? I'm cool if it's a burrito.
@justabloodygame: *stops lecturing woman in white lab-coat and turns to camera* "When my doctor first told me I was a 'mansplainer', I had a lot of answers."