@BuckyIsotope: “Ruh roh” says Scooby as the cops pull the van over. Shaggy looks at the kilos of heroin in the back, sighs, and pulls out a machine gun.
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@InternetHippo: EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]
@ericbove: From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
@Gre_Gone: (scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait.
@sixfootcandy: If you're into audio you're an Audiophile. If you love French culture you're a Francophile. This is why I can't get involved with PETA.