@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.
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@theSwellMan: Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you.
@HuajatollaChic: At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog.
@TheToddWilliams: [boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? "No, sir" I like your style, Murray.
@noog: Batman Pros: Intelligence, strategist, master fighter, money, Shit shaped like bats, Alfred Cons: Robin