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@Heather2go: Rules to live by:

1. Be kind to strangers
2. Don't cheat on your taxes
3. Everything in moderation
4. Bury the body at sea

Rules to live by: 

1. Be kind to strangers
2. Don’t cheat on your taxes
3. Everything in moderation
4. Bury the body at sea

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