@HousewifeOfHell: Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though.
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@KeetPotato: wife: "no one will remember dont worry" me: "ok" [2 mins into my high school reunion] guy: "yo are you the dude that brought a dog to prom?"
@sarcasticmommy4: Trying to remember where I hid all of my kids' gifts will be the real Christmas miracle.
@TheReal_AndyMac: When a woman says, "We need to talk", it's no good. Never has a woman said, "We need to talk" and followed it up with "about pillow forts".