@AKcrazy18: Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat.
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@Steelers1972: If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024....
@iGreenMonk: This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head.