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@fro_vo: *running from cops*
Me: hey wait hold up if we're gonna do this i really should be wearing my fitbit
Cop: yeah me too good idea

*running from cops*
Me: hey wait hold up if we’re gonna do this i really should be wearing my fitbit
Cop: yeah me too good idea

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