@crunchenhanced: Running your mouth is not cardio.
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@AndrewNadeau0: WebMD: You have cancer. Me: No, I feel fine. I clicked you by mistake. WebMD: And good thing you did... Cuz of the cancer.
@delusions_of: Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want, you'll still have herpes.
@Elizasoul80: [alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee.
@Poutymcgee: ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist