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@NicestHippo: *runs into restaurant*
IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?
"I'm a doctor"
Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor

*runs into restaurant*
IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?
“I’m a doctor”
Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I’m very poor

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