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@iwearaonesie: *runs into the back of wife's leg with the grocery cart for the 5th time*
me: We meet agai-
wife: Go wait in the car
me: Ok

*runs into the back of wife’s leg with the grocery cart for the 5th time*
me: We meet agai-
wife: Go wait in the car
me: Ok

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