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@Brampersandon_: *runs into wife on the way to see his mistress*
Aww are those flowers for me?
-Uh...yeah
Is there a card too?
*with a mouthful of paper* No

*runs into wife on the way to see his mistress*
Aww are those flowers for me?
-Uh…yeah
Is there a card too?
*with a mouthful of paper* No

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