@Ivsy01: *runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon.
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@MartaEffing: I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you.
@LetsQuoteComedy: In 1000 years, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we fried people as punishments.