@Ivsy01: *runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon.
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@AlexvanBeek: When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through.
@AsiaDMO: The worst thing about insomnia is discovering all the new hours of the day that you're hungry.
@bkdcasey: If it acts like a duck, sounds like a duck and looks like a duck, then it is probably some girl on Instagram taking a selfie.