@Ivsy01: *runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon.
@UniqueDude2: my son would be amazed if I showed him a first generation iPod because we've never met
@brunopieroni: Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too.
@rolldiggity: It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
@CroweJam: Told her I'd rather eat laundry than fold it and now I'm having boxers for breakfast.
@sumpeoplelikeit: Open books don't get judged by their covers.