@Ivsy01: *runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon.
@max_read: i wonder what it's like to be the pizzagate gun guy and discover that your former comrades now believe that you're a crisis actor
@reinert03: Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish.
@BrettDruck: Her: I'm so wet
Him: I'm so hard
Eavesdropping alien: These people are bad at describing themselves.
@onelongbender: The international address of Twitter
@camel_racer: *Goes to the store*
*Buys donughts, doughnut holes, and glue*