@TomSchally: Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.
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@ch000ch: if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw
@timdonakowski: After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down.
@XplodingUnicorn: [breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win.