@TomSchally: Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.
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@Book_Krazy: Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!
@KeetPotato: me: "i re-wrote pulp fiction" director: "wow ok" [reads script] "this is literally just pulp fiction" me: "i didnt say it was different"
@ThaJawn: Me: Off to adult school recess! Boss: it's called lunch.. Me: *runs by dribbling basketball with two hands