@birbigs: Russian skater just explained that he is "not a robot," proving, of course, that he is a robot. #Olympics
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@Iwriteforcats: The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight.
@rolldiggity: Fun Game: 1. Glue dark sunglasses to all pigeons in a park. 2. Poke stranger on the shoulder. 3. Whisper, "I think we're being watched..."