@maebemarbles: Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
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@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
@jazmasta: They probably could have called lightbulbs, just "bulbs". Most people would still get it.
@dumbbeezie: I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you
@WilliamAder: Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through.