@bridger_w: Sad thing is, they probably never even gave it a chance
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@glenna_opt: we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it
@GoddessTitty: [Home invasion] Me: isn't there anything ELSE you want to take? Burglar: lady I told you I'm married
@SteveKoehler22: One time, when the kids were teenagers, we tried to ditch them on a family holiday. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us.